1 00:00:03,417 --> 00:00:04,125 Killface: No, no, mm-mmm. 2 00:00:04,208 --> 00:00:05,667 No, I'm not here. 3 00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:07,333 But I've just told him you were. 4 00:00:07,417 --> 00:00:09,000 Woman, you are a gatekeeper. 5 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:11,042 So shut up and keep The bloody gate. 6 00:00:11,125 --> 00:00:12,000 But-- 7 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:14,250 [gibberish] 8 00:00:14,333 --> 00:00:16,083 He must have stepped out For the papers. 9 00:00:16,167 --> 00:00:17,083 May I take a message? 10 00:00:17,167 --> 00:00:17,708 Yeah. 11 00:00:17,792 --> 00:00:19,167 I got big message for him! 12 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:20,875 Tell him, "Where my money? 13 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:23,000 Where my big return on Investment? 14 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:24,833 Stupid damn die postcard bitch!" 15 00:00:24,917 --> 00:00:27,250 It was about the coupon again. 16 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:29,667 Thank you, I gathered that. 17 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:31,375 I have this whore of a headache. 18 00:00:31,458 --> 00:00:34,000 God, I would kill for Some peace and quiet. 19 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:34,667 [glass shattering] 20 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:36,167 What was that? 21 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:38,125 Probably the repo men. 22 00:00:38,208 --> 00:00:40,125 Killface: What in god's name is--oh, My god, 23 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,917 That vase was Pre-columbian. 24 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:43,917 That's bad. 25 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:44,917 What do you care? 26 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,375 It's not even yours anymore. 27 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,125 Killface: What do you mean, It's not mine? 28 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:51,542 That chinaman got him A lien on your belongings. 29 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:53,375 Oh, he is so dead. 30 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:57,208 ♪ you like what I got, but Baby don't test me... ♪ 31 00:00:57,042 --> 00:00:59,708 Aw, this damn guy Overexposed. 32 00:00:59,792 --> 00:01:00,708 What the hell, damn guy? 33 00:01:00,792 --> 00:01:01,792 No trouble! 34 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:06,542 Awesome... 35 00:01:10,292 --> 00:01:12,333 Actually pretty well known. 36 00:01:12,417 --> 00:01:13,250 Do you know this man? 37 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:14,333 Aw, this damn guy come in shop, 38 00:01:14,417 --> 00:01:15,833 He say, "You want to be business?" 39 00:01:15,917 --> 00:01:17,292 I say, "Sure, damn guy, What that entail?" 40 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:18,917 He said, "Pay me money, I'll make postcard 41 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,042 With coupon up front. 42 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:24,000 Now me out $64,000 Minimum response!" 43 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:25,542 What the hell did he just say? 44 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:27,333 I don't know. Something about a coupon. 45 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:29,167 3-piece, $6.99. 46 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,167 Actually, that's pretty low. 47 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:32,583 Hell, damn robot guy, That crazy low! 48 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:37,333 Just a damn minute, mr. Man, Are you even asian? 49 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:41,042 Yeah, see, I kind of got this Minority business loan. 50 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:42,042 Those loans are for Non-threatening, 51 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:44,083 Educated women Of color. 52 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:46,042 Yeah, like maybe she Wants to go into real estate, 53 00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:49,500 Or maybe open A beauty salon. 54 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:50,917 Screw it. Shoot him. 55 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:51,917 Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! 56 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,083 Can't we work something Out here? 57 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:57,125 More. 58 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:59,292 More like a whole box more, 59 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:02,667 And the villabouts of the Whereian kelly. 60 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,625 The whereabouts of the Villain killface. 61 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,208 Did I say, "The villabouts Of the whereian kelly?" 62 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:07,042 Yep. 63 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:11,000 I wonder if it's a tumor. 64 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:13,167 I know a good Cancer doctor. 65 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,750 And you just let them Waltz right in. 66 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:18,083 Well done. 67 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:22,042 And you just let them Waltz right in. 68 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:26,250 [shattering] 69 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,750 Xander: Now all we need to do is get Killface's permission 70 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:32,375 To make him into a doll for Awesome x to fight. 71 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:33,500 All right. 72 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:35,167 I'll have legal draw up The standard-- 73 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:39,417 Staaaan! Stan! What? 74 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,000 The guy's a supervillain, ok? 75 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:43,000 You've got to get Outside the box, 76 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:45,125 Starting with operation Snooper-fax. 77 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:47,208 Stan: Snoop for what? 78 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,292 Working title. 79 00:02:50,167 --> 00:02:51,167 What is this? 80 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,167 Sinn: Looks like a fax machine. 81 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:54,375 Yes, but whence woman, whence? 82 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:57,167 Oh, ho-ho! Watley. 83 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,167 Check that out, man. 84 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,833 Oh, ho-ho! Watley. 85 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:03,083 I'm doing the best I can. 86 00:03:03,167 --> 00:03:06,583 Perhaps you could get Something for it at the local Pawnbrokery. 87 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:08,458 Sinn, that's bloody brilliant. 88 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:11,417 Hocking this fax machine is Sure to bring in the $12 billion 89 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,125 I need to complete The annihilatrix. 90 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:19,417 You're really, really, really, Really, really, really, really Smart! 91 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,708 And pretty. 92 00:03:20,792 --> 00:03:23,042 Now we bait the old Hook-a-roo, stan. 93 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:25,167 You don't have $12 billion. 94 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:28,000 I'm not writing him a check, Dumbass. 95 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,083 Give me some glitter on here. 96 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,417 You can't fax glitter. 97 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:31,792 Well, not with that attitude. 98 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:34,917 Not with any attitude. 99 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,250 Sinn, something's come Out of that thing. 100 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:39,000 Inventors... 101 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:40,167 Read it to me. 102 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,375 Go, read it. 103 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:45,583 Read it to me. 104 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:47,208 I invented the annihilatrix! 105 00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:49,125 "First prize: $12 billion." 106 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:49,750 Killface: Oh, yeah. 107 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:52,792 "First prize: $12 billion." 108 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:57,708 Sire, that's exactly how much You need to complete The annihilatrix. 109 00:03:57,792 --> 00:03:59,083 Nah. Nah, what? 110 00:03:59,167 --> 00:04:02,708 I'd still need $64,000 to Pay off that fractious chinaman. 111 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:03,792 Oh, come on! 112 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:06,042 Here, ok, fax this. 113 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:08,125 That paper feed's Full of mucilage. 114 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:10,208 Well, un-jam it Full of mucilage. 115 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,125 With what? 116 00:04:11,208 --> 00:04:12,583 Swab it out. 117 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:15,208 Why do you think we have those Expensive swabs? 118 00:04:15,292 --> 00:04:20,458 Sinn: "P.S.: the prize for best Presentation will be $64,000." 119 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:21,542 Hmm. 120 00:04:24,292 --> 00:04:26,458 Right, then. Off we go. 121 00:04:26,542 --> 00:04:30,125 To vegas, baby, Going to vegas! 122 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:31,708 Watley, get in the damn car. 123 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:34,417 Oh, come on, he's just Excited for vegas. 124 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,875 I like to call it "Lost wages." 125 00:04:36,958 --> 00:04:37,708 Nice. 126 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:38,375 Well, calm down. 127 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:40,000 It's not prom night. 128 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,167 Yeah, because I'm not Getting raped. 129 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:44,542 Hey, rape-free zone Right here, buddy. 130 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:47,000 Until I get a couple more Drinks in me--I'm kidding. 131 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,750 Let me see them big titties. 132 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,125 Oh! I'm kidding. 133 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,042 Killface: Sinn, how are The costumes coming? 134 00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:59,125 Almost finished. Are we far? 135 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:01,792 Um, that's a good question, Actually. 136 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:04,833 It looks like a Giant litter box. 137 00:05:04,917 --> 00:05:06,583 Sir, don't you think It's kind of weird 138 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:09,792 How the prize money for This thing is exactly 139 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:12,292 The same amount we need to Finish the annihilatrix? 140 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:13,917 No, I think it's weird That you question 141 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,792 Me every time There's a thing. 142 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:17,792 It just seems kind of weird. 143 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,875 [brakes screeching] 144 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:23,292 Ooh... 145 00:05:23,375 --> 00:05:25,792 Yes, pick on him. 146 00:05:25,875 --> 00:05:27,042 Push him down. 147 00:05:29,917 --> 00:05:30,583 How's your face? 148 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:31,958 It hurts really bad. 149 00:05:32,042 --> 00:05:32,583 Well, suck it up. 150 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,417 It hurts really bad. 151 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,958 Like bees in my mouth. 152 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:38,833 Killface gives a presentation, 153 00:05:38,917 --> 00:05:40,792 He wins, you give Him a bogus check. 154 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,708 Then, in the ensuing brouhaha, 155 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:45,167 He signs a release form Giving us the rights 156 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,375 To use his name and likeness For the killface doll. 157 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:48,167 Any questions? 158 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:50,167 Yes. Why? 159 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,708 Xander: Misdirection, stan. 160 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:55,000 Now, where's all that red-hot Vegas cooze, you reckon? 161 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:58,417 Grace: Behind me is the famous Crews inn desert hotel, where, 162 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:01,000 Thanks to the largesse of the Handsome and wonderful 163 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:04,625 Billionaire tycoon xander Crews--what? 164 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:06,000 Well, since he like, Owns the network, 165 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:08,000 That doesn't sound Very objective. 166 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:09,708 Grace: He's objectively wonderful. 167 00:06:09,792 --> 00:06:11,125 Cameraman: Ok. What? 168 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:12,125 All right. 169 00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:14,292 Cameraman: Ok. What? 170 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:18,583 Let me get a tom collins and The learning of your name. 171 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:20,083 Geri. 172 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:21,458 [laughing] 173 00:06:21,542 --> 00:06:24,667 Sinn, this is mr. Watley, but Don't get too friendly, 174 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,708 I'm afraid he's one Of our competitors. 175 00:06:26,792 --> 00:06:28,000 Charmed, I'm sure. 176 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:34,083 [romantic music] 177 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:36,750 [blaat] 178 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:40,042 Did you just lay a Clutch of eggs? 179 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,458 Well, I've got to go. 180 00:06:41,542 --> 00:06:43,125 You should get Those in some sand. 181 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:50,667 That's something you don't See every day, one hopes. 182 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,958 Clutch of eggs moldering On the floor. 183 00:06:54,042 --> 00:06:55,667 Look at those little buggers. 184 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:56,667 They are cute. 185 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,792 Look at those little buggers. 186 00:06:58,875 --> 00:06:59,958 That one blinked at me. 187 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:04,500 It must be very low, To lay that many eggs. 188 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:05,167 Yes. 189 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:08,208 It must be very low, To lay that many eggs. 190 00:07:08,042 --> 00:07:10,750 How many of those eggs will Reach maturity? 191 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:11,750 I really don't-- 192 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:15,750 How many of those eggs will Reach maturity? 193 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:17,042 Seagulls? 194 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:19,042 Well, gross, And I hope his invention's 195 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:23,125 Not as brilliant as He is...Eggy. 196 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:24,417 Don't worry about him, sir. 197 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:27,417 Operation bad habit is a go. 198 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,458 16 hours in the car. 199 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:31,167 How many times did I say No sabotaging 200 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,208 The other inventors Dressed as nuns? 201 00:07:34,292 --> 00:07:35,542 [mumbling] 202 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:37,042 At least a dozen. 203 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:39,542 Are we gonna do this or what? 204 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,167 I was gonna ask you The same thing. 205 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,208 Hey-yo! 206 00:07:42,042 --> 00:07:43,792 Naughty, naughty naughty. 207 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,458 Yeah, that's a little Voice I do. 208 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:47,792 Call him "Dago frank." 209 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:48,917 [gasp] 210 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,542 Excuse me, miss, would you like A shrimp cocktail 211 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:58,000 Or Anything else? 212 00:07:58,083 --> 00:08:02,167 Ok, the first inventor in This thing is arthur watley. 213 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,083 Xander: Today, already.! 214 00:08:04,167 --> 00:08:09,792 Um, ok, my invention is Ant farm keyboard. 215 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:12,292 My god, the genius of it! 216 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:14,750 It's basically a regular Computer keyboard, 217 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:18,958 But it's made Of clear plastic, 218 00:08:19,042 --> 00:08:23,208 And there's some ants, You know, inside of it-- 219 00:08:23,042 --> 00:08:25,417 Thank you, mr. Watley, 220 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:30,000 Whom I've never met, for that Invention of sorts. 221 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:30,833 Next up... 222 00:08:30,917 --> 00:08:31,667 Killface: All right, all right. 223 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:32,792 Let's bring it in, bring it in. 224 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:34,583 On me, on me. 225 00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:37,208 Now, look, I'm counting On all of you. 226 00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:39,667 There's no yesterday, There's no tomorrow. 227 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:43,083 Forget ant farm Keyboard, that's--forget that. 228 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:44,208 I want you to go out there 229 00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:48,208 And take this moment And make it yours. 230 00:08:48,292 --> 00:08:49,208 All right? 231 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:53,708 And take this moment And make it yours. 232 00:08:55,208 --> 00:09:01,042 [rock music] 233 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:04,042 Ho, ho, ho, hang on, Hang on, whoa! 234 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:06,958 Stop! 235 00:09:07,042 --> 00:09:07,708 I'm sorry? 236 00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:09,208 Yeah, I picked the ant computer. 237 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:10,458 You what? Killface: what? 238 00:09:10,542 --> 00:09:12,208 Yeah. [laying eggs] 239 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:13,667 Oh! Aah! 240 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:15,750 But I gave you breadcrumbs! 241 00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:19,167 But, hey, you guys get best Presentation with the fire 242 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:22,000 And the tigers and all, that Would have been cool. 243 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,750 Thanks for coming out, Everybody. 244 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,125 Got to go bang this waitress. 245 00:09:25,208 --> 00:09:27,833 This is an outrage! 246 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,000 [mumbling] 247 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:31,792 Luring us out To this infernal desert 248 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,042 For nothing but stuffy nonsense. 249 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:35,333 Oh, come on. Sicken me. 250 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:38,667 You have to admit, ant farm Keyboard is a great invention. 251 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,208 ♪ ant farm keyboard! ♪ 252 00:09:40,292 --> 00:09:42,083 ♪ ant farm keyboard! ♪ 253 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,292 Oh, shut the [bleep] Up! 254 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,375 Waste of everybody's f'ing time. 255 00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:48,958 Ant farm keyboard is brilliant! 256 00:09:49,042 --> 00:09:50,250 We're gonna sell A million of them. 257 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,250 Yeah! 258 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,417 We're gonna sell A million of them. 259 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,500 To it and you don't get any Prize money or anything? 260 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:59,042 Can I at least keep My orb and scepter? 261 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:01,958 I'm gonna say no... Just because. 262 00:10:02,042 --> 00:10:02,958 What do I get? 263 00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:05,208 You get to be Marketing director 264 00:10:05,292 --> 00:10:07,667 For our new ant farm Keyboard division. 265 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:08,833 Waitress: No way! 266 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:11,292 For our new ant farm Keyboard division. 267 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:12,833 You have a girlfriend? 268 00:10:12,917 --> 00:10:14,625 Well, thank you, stan. 269 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:17,042 Wow! Thanks, lady. 270 00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:19,083 Wait till the guys at school Hear about this. 271 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:22,208 Oh, my god! 272 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:23,000 Do you like xbox? 273 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,542 Sweetie, I'm tired. 274 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,167 Well, at least we Got best presentation 275 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,375 So I can get my furniture back. 276 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:29,625 Big f'ing d. 277 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:30,625 Shut up, phil. 278 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:32,667 Big f'ing d. 279 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:35,417 From sinn's new boyfriend, The crawfish. 280 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,625 And it was very nice Of him to give us one. 281 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,208 And very childish of you, simon, 282 00:10:39,292 --> 00:10:42,500 To smash it open in the Backseat like that. 283 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,167 Pride is a fool's fortress. 284 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,500 Now, who's for denny's?